Riyadh
Renowned Foot Surgeon, Town Butcher and best-selling author of This Little Piggy Went to The Market, Agreesh Patel, stunned the medical community with his latest medical breakthrough on how to cure stinky feet. In an exclusive interview with Dr. Patel, he tells of how he came to realize this procedure. "I was tired of all these people coming into office with the smelling feet. It's too much, man. Gimme a break. Then one day, I fight with wife and get angry. I chop feet off of patient. And it [chopping] miraculously cured him." Patel, who has been chopping feet for his government for years is no stranger to the procedure.
Shoplifting has long been a crime that Dr. Patel is all too familiar with. "These bastards steal apple. You cannot steal apple. You steal apple, then boom, no feet!" exclaimed Patel. "If these lazy bastard shop owners would get camera, there would be less feet to chop off." The theft of goods from others has turned this doctor into an international phenomenon. One of Dr. Patel's patients talks of another benefit; "Since he has cured my foot odor, that has been horrible for years, now I don't have to wear shoes. Save money on sneakers!" As far as Patel is concerned, he says that he will not let the "Foot Fame" go to his head. In the meantime, Dr. Patel is going on a whirlwind tour of third world countries to teach his method of debunking foot odor to other practitioners in the medical field.
-Silly's Soft News
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